MAKE YOURSELF LAUGH

.What happens when you throw a green rock in the red sea
Ans: Its get wet
Why did the astronomer hit himself in the afternoon?
Ans: He wanted to see the star in the day
Where does the son goes at night?
Ans: Actually it goes nowhere but we can't see it due to darkness
Why do butterflies have a powdery substance in their wing?
Ans: Because their face are too small to apply power
Why are mathematical questions in science known as problems?
Ans: Because solving these problems turns out to be real problems
Why do music composer have stick?
Ans: Just to ensure that the music players don't go off to sleep
Why do breads have sand?
Ans: So that you can see what's inside the sandwhich
What is it we always want and forget it when it comes to us?
Ans: Sleep
who is count Dracula's favorites person on a baseball team?
Ans: The bat boy
why ladies watch are smaller than gents?
Ans: Because the ladies begin to gossip time becomes small matter for them
Which ant remain the same through day moths and years
Ans: Const-ant
what does a stone says to brick
Ans: Why are you always red with anger
how can u say animal have powerful eyes than man
because they never wear spectale
if a man is born is Nepal grows in germany studies in france graduates from America and dies in spain what is he
he is dead
a man was in front of 2 boys and yet he says he was between them why
because he was drunk
why do painter write their name in the bottom
so that it maynot be hung upside down
which two letter present not full
M.T.
what has sea but no water
map
what goes around the world and stays in the corner
stamp
which tune makes people dance with delight?
fortune
which travels fast heat or cold
heat coz it is easy to catch cold
which is the strongest word??
Smile because there is mile between first and last letter.
which person tries to make u more smile
a photographer
what would happen if the sun wouldn't rise