What happened to the gay magician? He vanished with a poof!

gay magician

What happened to the gay magician? He vanished with a poof!

bill's word

they’re not very good but i tried... *if you think that a homoerectus is a gay man with a hard on--you might be a redneck *if you have ever smoked catnip, pasley or italian seasoning to get high--you might be a redneck *if you have ever went hunting in your back yard--you might be a redneck *if you’ve ever went x-mas shopping for your sister, your mother and your aunt and you returned with one gift--you might be a redneck *if you’ve ever mowed your lawn and found a car--you might be a redneck *if you actually took the time to red these--you might be a redneck *if you’ve ever been accused of lying out of your tooth--you might be a redneck *if you’ve actually counted how many of these that you’ve ever done--you might be a redneck *if you’ve ever scraped a deer off of the road for dinner--you might be a redneck *if you’ve ever been caught spitting scoal or drinking a beer during a eulogy--you might be a redneck *if you’ve ever used an old cheap balloon from the dollar store as a condom--you might be a redneck *if you’re still counting how many of these you’ve ever done--you might be a redneck *if you’ve ever got hit by a parked vehicle--you might be a redneck *if you’ve ever tried to escape the police by speeding away on your ride-a-mower--you might be a redneck *if you’ve ever been in a wild animal in broad daylight over a piece of meat--you might be a redneck if you’ve ever traced your family history back and it was either a stem that stood staright up and down or it was a vine that overlapped every which way--you might be a redneck *if you think that a tunic is a musical instrument--you might be a redneck *if you watch the blue collar comedy tour religiously--you are a redneck

meet the family

One day a husband and wife were driving along a long stretch of road after not saying a word to each other because they were fighting they came across a barnyard full of pigs,cows and dogs the husband grins smugly at his wife and says "family of yours" they wife glares back and replys "yes inlaws!"

Sardar divorce

A Sardar and his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR

Sardar proposed a Girl . . .
Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you' . . .
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,
I'll marry you NEXT YEAR

Sardar and romantic date

On a ROMANTIC dare sardar's girl friend asks him, "Darling on our engagement will you give me a ring?" Cooly replies: Ya sure, what's your phone numner.....

Sardar wins a lottery

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!

love quote

LOVE is something that nobody can truly explain,but can only be felt
"Love is not what u do with a brain or a saying love is a sky endless bridge of friendship love is soul, a heart."
"***It took me a long time to realize this and I think I am starting to, but sometimes what you want isn't always what you get, but in the end what you get is sooo much better than what you wanted***"
For one minute I wish you could see yourself the way I see you, then you'd know how important you really are to me.