bill's word

they’re not very good but i tried... *if you think that a homoerectus is a gay man with a hard on--you might be a redneck *if you have ever smoked catnip, pasley or italian seasoning to get high--you might be a redneck *if you have ever went hunting in your back yard--you might be a redneck *if you’ve ever went x-mas shopping for your sister, your mother and your aunt and you returned with one gift--you might be a redneck *if you’ve ever mowed your lawn and found a car--you might be a redneck *if you actually took the time to red these--you might be a redneck *if you’ve ever been accused of lying out of your tooth--you might be a redneck *if you’ve actually counted how many of these that you’ve ever done--you might be a redneck *if you’ve ever scraped a deer off of the road for dinner--you might be a redneck *if you’ve ever been caught spitting scoal or drinking a beer during a eulogy--you might be a redneck *if you’ve ever used an old cheap balloon from the dollar store as a condom--you might be a redneck *if you’re still counting how many of these you’ve ever done--you might be a redneck *if you’ve ever got hit by a parked vehicle--you might be a redneck *if you’ve ever tried to escape the police by speeding away on your ride-a-mower--you might be a redneck *if you’ve ever been in a wild animal in broad daylight over a piece of meat--you might be a redneck if you’ve ever traced your family history back and it was either a stem that stood staright up and down or it was a vine that overlapped every which way--you might be a redneck *if you think that a tunic is a musical instrument--you might be a redneck *if you watch the blue collar comedy tour religiously--you are a redneck