Monday, April 9, 2007
Sardar divorce
A Sardar and his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar and romantic date
On a ROMANTIC dare sardar's girl friend asks him, "Darling on our engagement will you give me a ring?" Cooly replies: Ya sure, what's your phone numner.....
Sardar wins a lottery
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
love quote
LOVE is something that nobody can truly explain,but can only be felt
"Love is not what u do with a brain or a saying love is a sky endless bridge of friendship love is soul, a heart."
"***It took me a long time to realize this and I think I am starting to, but sometimes what you want isn't always what you get, but in the end what you get is sooo much better than what you wanted***"
For one minute I wish you could see yourself the way I see you, then you'd know how important you really are to me.
"Love is not what u do with a brain or a saying love is a sky endless bridge of friendship love is soul, a heart."
"***It took me a long time to realize this and I think I am starting to, but sometimes what you want isn't always what you get, but in the end what you get is sooo much better than what you wanted***"
For one minute I wish you could see yourself the way I see you, then you'd know how important you really are to me.
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Man Gives Up On Women
April 10, 2003 - Atlanta, USA
Atlanta native auto mechanic Michael Ross publicly declares that he has given up the life long struggle to figure out what women really want. This came after a recently published report estimating American corporations had spent over $1 billion dollars in 2001 to determine what want women want from their products and marketing, and had largely failed. "If combining rooms full of highly skilled experts and truckloads of money can't figure these women out, how on earth is the typical blue collar man with $28,000 after tax dollars a year supposed to?" said Mr. Ross during an interview with Atlanta news reporters. "It may be that these women themselves have no idea what they are looking for or what will win them over. Many admit to having the exact same qualities in one man be endearing, while in another, off-putting." Mr. Ross's web site has generated over 32,000 letters of support from other men in its guest book since his announcement earlier in the day.
Atlanta native auto mechanic Michael Ross publicly declares that he has given up the life long struggle to figure out what women really want. This came after a recently published report estimating American corporations had spent over $1 billion dollars in 2001 to determine what want women want from their products and marketing, and had largely failed. "If combining rooms full of highly skilled experts and truckloads of money can't figure these women out, how on earth is the typical blue collar man with $28,000 after tax dollars a year supposed to?" said Mr. Ross during an interview with Atlanta news reporters. "It may be that these women themselves have no idea what they are looking for or what will win them over. Many admit to having the exact same qualities in one man be endearing, while in another, off-putting." Mr. Ross's web site has generated over 32,000 letters of support from other men in its guest book since his announcement earlier in the day.
Sunday, March 4, 2007
How many merchants does it take to change a light bulb?
How many merchants does it take to change a light bulb?
"The light bulb that I sold you doesn't work? You must be using a non-standard socket."
None. Well, it takes one merchant to sell you the light bulb and one to gift wrap it, but then you go home and change the light bulb by yourself.
"The light bulb that I sold you doesn't work? You must be using a non-standard socket."
None. Well, it takes one merchant to sell you the light bulb and one to gift wrap it, but then you go home and change the light bulb by yourself.
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