SEALED WITH A KISS

When Mars and Venus take the plunge sparks are bound to fly. Here's the perfect prenuptial agreement to keep the cosmic balance


For him
Ø Never ask me tricky questions like this one "do I look fat in this?" If you do, I have the right to remain silent!
Ø You will honour the sacred vows at least seven nights a week. OR more. Only genuine headaches exempt(hey, I'm sensitive guy!)
Ø Do not initiate conversation during these tiems Football ON ESPN, and Schumacher burning rubber. Exceptions: What’s the score? and Can I get your some more chips, sweetie?
Ø Do not play with nature- The car is mine. Mine… Mine…. Mine…..Mine. The washing machine is yours.
Ø Please respect my razor. If goes on my face….not your legs.
Ø You can nag. But don't nag. But don’t nag nag.. nag.

For her:
Ø You will not shy away form meaningful conversation. And your answer will exceed monosyllables and indistinguishable grunts.
Ø My culinary skills should never be compared to your mother's. On rare occasion, should this happen remember who goes to bed with you…..
Ø You will not flirt and pass it off as polite conversation.
Ø The seat of the toilet goes DOWN!
Ø Memorize this answer: Of course you look better than her honey!
Ø You are still manly to me if you stop to ask for directions.
Ø Be home by 8pm or it's lights out!