Success is not an accident. The difference between people who produce positive results and those who do not is not some sorts of random roll of dice. There are consistent, logical pattern of action, specific pathway to excellence that are within the reach of us all. We can all unleash the magic within us. We simply must learn how to turn on and use our minds and bodies in the powerful and advantageous ways.
Successful people's life have shown us over and over again that the quality of you lives is determined not by what happens to us, but rather by what we do about what happens. People who have attained excellence follow a consistent path to success. I call is the ultimate success formula. The first step to this formula is to know your outcome, that is, define precisely what you want. The second step is to take action- otherwise your desires will always be dreams. You must take the types of actions you believe will create the greatest probability of producing the result you desire. The action we take do not always produce the results we desire, so the third step is to develop the sensory acuity to recognize the kinds of responses and results you are getting from your actions and to note as quickly as possible if they are taking you loser to your goals or farther away. You must know what you are getting from your actions, whether it is in conversation or from your daily habits in life. If you are getting is not what you want, you need to note what results your actions have produced so that you learn from every human experience. And then you take the fourth step, which is to develop the flexibility to change your behavior until you get what you want.
If you look at successful people, you will find they followed these step. They started with a target, because you can't hit one if you don’t have one. They took action, because just knowing isn't enough. They had the ability to read others, to know what response they were getting. And they kept adapting, kept adjusting, and kept changing their behavior until they found what worked. Now let me share someone's life history with you. This was a man who
Failed in business at age 21
Was defeated in a legislative race at age 22
Failed again in business at age 24
Overcame the death of his sweetheart at age 26
Had a nervous breakdown at age 27
Lost a congressional race at age 34
Lost a congressional race at age 36
Lost a senatorial race at age 45
Failed in an effort to become vice- president at age 47
Lost senatorial race at age 49
Was elected President of the United States at age 52
The man's name was Abraham Lincoln. Could he have become President if he had seen these events of his life as failures? It's not like. There's a famous story about Thomas Edison. After he'd tried 9,999 times to perfect the light bulb and hadn't succeeded, someone asked him, "Are you going to have ten thousand failures?" He answered, "I didn't fail. I just discovered another way to invent the electric light bulb." He had discovered how another set of actions had produced a different result. Did these people follow the ultimate success formula? Obviously, they followed the consistent path to achieve ultimate success.
So what I think is that there is nothing as failure. It is only mane given to the different results and our work is to do what we can with what we have from where we are. It's obvious that the success for all of us is not far.
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Success formula
Success is not an accident. The difference between people who produce positive results and those who do not is not some sorts of random roll of dice. There are consistent, logical pattern of action, specific pathway to excellence that are within the reach of us all. We can all unleash the magic within us. We simply must learn how to turn on and use our minds and bodies in the powerful and advantageous ways.
Successful people's life have shown us over and over again that the quality of you lives is determined not by what happens to us, but rather by what we do about what happens. People who have attained excellence follow a consistent path to success. I call is the ultimate success formula. The first step to this formula is to know your outcome, that is, define precisely what you want. The second step is to take action- otherwise your desires will always be dreams. You must take the types of actions you believe will create the greatest probability of producing the result you desire. The action we take do not always produce the results we desire, so the third step is to develop the sensory acuity to recognize the kinds of responses and results you are getting from your actions and to note as quickly as possible if they are taking you loser to your goals or farther away. You must know what you are getting from your actions, whether it is in conversation or from your daily habits in life. If you are getting is not what you want, you need to note what results your actions have produced so that you learn from every human experience. And then you take the fourth step, which is to develop the flexibility to change your behavior until you get what you want.
If you look at successful people, you will find they followed these step. They started with a target, because you can't hit one if you don’t have one. They took action, because just knowing isn't enough. They had the ability to read others, to know what response they were getting. And they kept adapting, kept adjusting, and kept changing their behavior until they found what worked. Now let me share someone's life history with you. This was a man who
Failed in business at age 21
Was defeated in a legislative race at age 22
Failed again in business at age 24
Overcame the death of his sweetheart at age 26
Had a nervous breakdown at age 27
Lost a congressional race at age 34
Lost a congressional race at age 36
Lost a senatorial race at age 45
Failed in an effort to become vice- president at age 47
Lost senatorial race at age 49
Was elected President of the United States at age 52
The man's name was Abraham Lincoln. Could he have become President if he had seen these events of his life as failures? It's not like. There's a famous story about Thomas Edison. After he'd tried 9,999 times to perfect the light bulb and hadn't succeeded, someone asked him, "Are you going to have ten thousand failures?" He answered, "I didn't fail. I just discovered another way to invent the electric light bulb." He had discovered how another set of actions had produced a different result. Did these people follow the ultimate success formula? Obviously, they followed the consistent path to achieve ultimate success.
So what I think is that there is nothing as failure. It is only mane given to the different results and our work is to do what we can with what we have from where we are. It's obvious that the success for all of us is not far.
Successful people's life have shown us over and over again that the quality of you lives is determined not by what happens to us, but rather by what we do about what happens. People who have attained excellence follow a consistent path to success. I call is the ultimate success formula. The first step to this formula is to know your outcome, that is, define precisely what you want. The second step is to take action- otherwise your desires will always be dreams. You must take the types of actions you believe will create the greatest probability of producing the result you desire. The action we take do not always produce the results we desire, so the third step is to develop the sensory acuity to recognize the kinds of responses and results you are getting from your actions and to note as quickly as possible if they are taking you loser to your goals or farther away. You must know what you are getting from your actions, whether it is in conversation or from your daily habits in life. If you are getting is not what you want, you need to note what results your actions have produced so that you learn from every human experience. And then you take the fourth step, which is to develop the flexibility to change your behavior until you get what you want.
If you look at successful people, you will find they followed these step. They started with a target, because you can't hit one if you don’t have one. They took action, because just knowing isn't enough. They had the ability to read others, to know what response they were getting. And they kept adapting, kept adjusting, and kept changing their behavior until they found what worked. Now let me share someone's life history with you. This was a man who
Failed in business at age 21
Was defeated in a legislative race at age 22
Failed again in business at age 24
Overcame the death of his sweetheart at age 26
Had a nervous breakdown at age 27
Lost a congressional race at age 34
Lost a congressional race at age 36
Lost a senatorial race at age 45
Failed in an effort to become vice- president at age 47
Lost senatorial race at age 49
Was elected President of the United States at age 52
The man's name was Abraham Lincoln. Could he have become President if he had seen these events of his life as failures? It's not like. There's a famous story about Thomas Edison. After he'd tried 9,999 times to perfect the light bulb and hadn't succeeded, someone asked him, "Are you going to have ten thousand failures?" He answered, "I didn't fail. I just discovered another way to invent the electric light bulb." He had discovered how another set of actions had produced a different result. Did these people follow the ultimate success formula? Obviously, they followed the consistent path to achieve ultimate success.
So what I think is that there is nothing as failure. It is only mane given to the different results and our work is to do what we can with what we have from where we are. It's obvious that the success for all of us is not far.
IS IT NOT FUNNY
When the other fellow takes a long time to something, he is slow. When I take a long time to so something, I am thorough.
When the other fellow does no do it, he is lazy. When I do not do it, I am busy.
When the other fellow does it without being told, he is over stepping his bounds. When I go ahead and do it without being told, that is initiative.
When the other fellow states his opinion strongly, he is bull-headed. When I state my opinion, I am firm.
When the other fellow overlooks a few rules of social behavior he is rude. When I skip a few rules of social behavior I am an individual.
When the other fellow does no do it, he is lazy. When I do not do it, I am busy.
When the other fellow does it without being told, he is over stepping his bounds. When I go ahead and do it without being told, that is initiative.
When the other fellow states his opinion strongly, he is bull-headed. When I state my opinion, I am firm.
When the other fellow overlooks a few rules of social behavior he is rude. When I skip a few rules of social behavior I am an individual.
Some jokes for you
"I'm sorry the manager isn't in," said the clerk to the pompous individual who had strutted in. "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"no" snapped the visitor. "I never deal with underlings. I'll wait until the manager returns."
About one hour later the pompous one became impatient.
"How much longer do you think the manager will be?"
"About two weeks," was the reply. "He just left on his vacation."
A film star, married and divorced five times in two years, came to the Registrar with sixth bride. It was the same Registrar who had married him on the previous occasions. After the ceremony was over the actor offered some money which the Registrar politely declined to accept. "Not this time, let this one be on the house!"
The unhappy collector had made another trip trying to collect a long overdue bill and decided to give the man some advice on how to manage his finances.
"Why do you let the wife of yours spend more money than you can make?" the collector asked "Because," the husband replied, "I'd rather argue with you than with her."
For some reason, medical men claim that we're taller in the morning than in the evening, We've all noticed that we're shorter around the end of the month.
Husband: "One more installment and the furniture ours."
Wife: "Good! Then we can throw it out and get some new stuff."
A beggar approached an affluent-looking city agent in the street one day and asked for a hand out.
"Certainly not!" said the gentleman indignantly. "I never hand out money to anyone in the street."
"What do you want me to do then?" asked the beggar, "open an office"
He: "Your meals are not like my mother used to make."
She: "Well, your salary is not like my father used to make."
John: "Yes, I had a little balance in the bank, but I got engaged two months ago, and now-"
Joan" "Ah, love makes the world go round."
John: "Yes but I didn't think it would go round so fast than I would lose my balance."
A man died in a road accident and the insurance people went to present a twenty-thousand dollar cheque to his widow. While thanking them, the widow said, "Better dead than alive."
Marriage is much more than an adventure; it is a career, it is a fine art, it is a school- not for scandal but for development of virtues. Because of its very relationship, can bring out the worst in people or the best. It may turn two normal human beings into cynical, discontented and callous members of society. On the other hand, it can and often does take two inexperienced, undisciplined young people and mould them into unselfish, kindly, responsible citizens
"I once managed to put three hundred men out of action by myself. You see, I was camp cook that week."
The butcher was quite firm. "I am sorry, madam but I can extend your further credit. Your bill is much higher now than it should be."
"I'm perfectly aware of that," retorted the woman. "So if you make it out for the proper amount, I'll pay it."
"Why do girls sometimes carry money in their bosom?"
"Because they wan to bank their wealth where it will draw the most interest.
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
SEALED WITH A KISS
When Mars and Venus take the plunge sparks are bound to fly. Here's the perfect prenuptial agreement to keep the cosmic balance
For him
Ø Never ask me tricky questions like this one "do I look fat in this?" If you do, I have the right to remain silent!
Ø You will honour the sacred vows at least seven nights a week. OR more. Only genuine headaches exempt(hey, I'm sensitive guy!)
Ø Do not initiate conversation during these tiems Football ON ESPN, and Schumacher burning rubber. Exceptions: What’s the score? and Can I get your some more chips, sweetie?
Ø Do not play with nature- The car is mine. Mine… Mine…. Mine…..Mine. The washing machine is yours.
Ø Please respect my razor. If goes on my face….not your legs.
Ø You can nag. But don't nag. But don’t nag nag.. nag.
For her:
Ø You will not shy away form meaningful conversation. And your answer will exceed monosyllables and indistinguishable grunts.
Ø My culinary skills should never be compared to your mother's. On rare occasion, should this happen remember who goes to bed with you…..
Ø You will not flirt and pass it off as polite conversation.
Ø The seat of the toilet goes DOWN!
Ø Memorize this answer: Of course you look better than her honey!
Ø You are still manly to me if you stop to ask for directions.
Ø Be home by 8pm or it's lights out!
For him
Ø Never ask me tricky questions like this one "do I look fat in this?" If you do, I have the right to remain silent!
Ø You will honour the sacred vows at least seven nights a week. OR more. Only genuine headaches exempt(hey, I'm sensitive guy!)
Ø Do not initiate conversation during these tiems Football ON ESPN, and Schumacher burning rubber. Exceptions: What’s the score? and Can I get your some more chips, sweetie?
Ø Do not play with nature- The car is mine. Mine… Mine…. Mine…..Mine. The washing machine is yours.
Ø Please respect my razor. If goes on my face….not your legs.
Ø You can nag. But don't nag. But don’t nag nag.. nag.
For her:
Ø You will not shy away form meaningful conversation. And your answer will exceed monosyllables and indistinguishable grunts.
Ø My culinary skills should never be compared to your mother's. On rare occasion, should this happen remember who goes to bed with you…..
Ø You will not flirt and pass it off as polite conversation.
Ø The seat of the toilet goes DOWN!
Ø Memorize this answer: Of course you look better than her honey!
Ø You are still manly to me if you stop to ask for directions.
Ø Be home by 8pm or it's lights out!
Jokes
The only one who shows a sincere appreciation of your efforts to improve your home is the tax assessor.
The miser was dying. His priest was at the bedside "Ah" the dying man cried feebly. "If one I could take my gold with me."
"No use" the clergyman said, shaking his head, "It would melt."
A rich old aunt was paying her nephew's college expenses and her visitor asked her if it was expensive. "Well," said the aunt, "some of the languages run petty high. My cheque this month covered Rs.50 for chemistry, Rs.100 for Latin and Rs.500 for Scotch."
Every "estimate" should be compelled by law to include the footnote estimating how much more than the estimate the final bill will be.
"You don't seem to realize on which side your bread is buttered
"What does it matter? I eat both sides."
The town's wealthiest man had just been rescued from a lake where he had been fishing. His rescuer was the leading doctor of the town. After the long hard work of resuscitation, the miser came to and pulled out a rupee note which he handed to the doctor, saying: "I'm much obliged to you for saving my life. Here's a rupee- all I've got on me."
The doctor handed it back, saying: "Oh don't bother."
"You must take it, you must" said the miser. "It would've been lost anyway if you hadn’t saved me."
Wife poring over figures to husband: "Well, I've worked out a budget-now you'll have to work out a raise."
Encountering a sad-looking man standing on a street corner, the sweet old lady sympathetically walked over to him, Pressed a five-rupee note into his palm and said-"Chin up". Next day, as she passed the same corner, the man walked over to her and gave a hundred-rupee note. "Thanks for the tip lady," he said. He paid twenty to one.
Economy-minded Maryland state Senator Ed Conroy was fittingly honoured
on his 40th birthday with a congratulatory resolution passed by fellow legislators. "In view of his devoted interest in keeping down costs," it concluded, "be it further resolved that no copies of this resolution be sent to anyone."
A beggar who said he was hungry received one rupee from a sympathetic passer-by. "Now spend this for food," the donor emphasized. "Don't throw it away on drink."
The beggar took the money and grumbled, "Do I tell you how to spend your money?"
"A hundred dollars for a hat?" he hollered to his wife, "Don’t you know it’s a sin to spend a hundred dollars on a hat?"
"Why should you care? The sin is on my head."
Having received a return from a bachelor executive who claimed a dependent son, an income-tax inspector sent the form back with a note saying "This must be a stenographic error,"
Back came the retort, with the added notation, "You’re telling me!"
"How did you make a fortune?"
"I became the partner of a rich man. He had the money and I had the experiences."
"How did that help?"
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
I was asked by the company commander to explain why a repot was in error. "Sir," I said, "you have to understand that I have four idiots working for me."
He looked up from his desk and said, "Your are lucky, I have the fiveidiots working for me."
"Have you forgotten that you owe me five dollars?"
"No not yet. Give me time, and I will."
The doorbell rang, and the housewife answered it o find two beggars outside. "So you're begging in twos now?" she exclaimed.
"No, only today," one of them replied, "I'm showing my replacement the ropes before going on a holiday."
The natural law of money: Anything left over will be needed tomorrow to pay an unexpected bill.
When my sister asked for spaghetti at a store in New Delhi, the assistant shook his head and said, "No, we don't stock that brand but we have Brooke Bond, Mudis and Lipton's tea.
It was really the most unlucky day for the new extra girl. She went into a bank to cash a ten-rupee cheque and the only one who could identify her was a girl whom she owed nine rupee.
Hollywood's popular actor, Humphrey Bogart says: "It's all right for a husband to be a bread-winner but too many women expect him to be a bakery.
Customer:" How much for this dog?"
Dog dealer: " Seventy five rupees."
Customer: "Isn't that too much?"
Dog dealer: "Isn't the dog too wonderful?"
Customer: "Yes, the dog may be too wonderful but is he faithful also.'
Dog dealer: "Faithful sir! Why, I've sold him seven times and he has always been back within 12 hours.
The miser was dying. His priest was at the bedside "Ah" the dying man cried feebly. "If one I could take my gold with me."
"No use" the clergyman said, shaking his head, "It would melt."
A rich old aunt was paying her nephew's college expenses and her visitor asked her if it was expensive. "Well," said the aunt, "some of the languages run petty high. My cheque this month covered Rs.50 for chemistry, Rs.100 for Latin and Rs.500 for Scotch."
Every "estimate" should be compelled by law to include the footnote estimating how much more than the estimate the final bill will be.
"You don't seem to realize on which side your bread is buttered
"What does it matter? I eat both sides."
The town's wealthiest man had just been rescued from a lake where he had been fishing. His rescuer was the leading doctor of the town. After the long hard work of resuscitation, the miser came to and pulled out a rupee note which he handed to the doctor, saying: "I'm much obliged to you for saving my life. Here's a rupee- all I've got on me."
The doctor handed it back, saying: "Oh don't bother."
"You must take it, you must" said the miser. "It would've been lost anyway if you hadn’t saved me."
Wife poring over figures to husband: "Well, I've worked out a budget-now you'll have to work out a raise."
Encountering a sad-looking man standing on a street corner, the sweet old lady sympathetically walked over to him, Pressed a five-rupee note into his palm and said-"Chin up". Next day, as she passed the same corner, the man walked over to her and gave a hundred-rupee note. "Thanks for the tip lady," he said. He paid twenty to one.
Economy-minded Maryland state Senator Ed Conroy was fittingly honoured
on his 40th birthday with a congratulatory resolution passed by fellow legislators. "In view of his devoted interest in keeping down costs," it concluded, "be it further resolved that no copies of this resolution be sent to anyone."
A beggar who said he was hungry received one rupee from a sympathetic passer-by. "Now spend this for food," the donor emphasized. "Don't throw it away on drink."
The beggar took the money and grumbled, "Do I tell you how to spend your money?"
"A hundred dollars for a hat?" he hollered to his wife, "Don’t you know it’s a sin to spend a hundred dollars on a hat?"
"Why should you care? The sin is on my head."
Having received a return from a bachelor executive who claimed a dependent son, an income-tax inspector sent the form back with a note saying "This must be a stenographic error,"
Back came the retort, with the added notation, "You’re telling me!"
"How did you make a fortune?"
"I became the partner of a rich man. He had the money and I had the experiences."
"How did that help?"
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
I was asked by the company commander to explain why a repot was in error. "Sir," I said, "you have to understand that I have four idiots working for me."
He looked up from his desk and said, "Your are lucky, I have the fiveidiots working for me."
"Have you forgotten that you owe me five dollars?"
"No not yet. Give me time, and I will."
The doorbell rang, and the housewife answered it o find two beggars outside. "So you're begging in twos now?" she exclaimed.
"No, only today," one of them replied, "I'm showing my replacement the ropes before going on a holiday."
The natural law of money: Anything left over will be needed tomorrow to pay an unexpected bill.
When my sister asked for spaghetti at a store in New Delhi, the assistant shook his head and said, "No, we don't stock that brand but we have Brooke Bond, Mudis and Lipton's tea.
It was really the most unlucky day for the new extra girl. She went into a bank to cash a ten-rupee cheque and the only one who could identify her was a girl whom she owed nine rupee.
Hollywood's popular actor, Humphrey Bogart says: "It's all right for a husband to be a bread-winner but too many women expect him to be a bakery.
Customer:" How much for this dog?"
Dog dealer: " Seventy five rupees."
Customer: "Isn't that too much?"
Dog dealer: "Isn't the dog too wonderful?"
Customer: "Yes, the dog may be too wonderful but is he faithful also.'
Dog dealer: "Faithful sir! Why, I've sold him seven times and he has always been back within 12 hours.
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Wanna a laugh
There are more important things in life than money- but they won't go out with you if you're broke.
The will of the wealthy but eccentric man was being read out and the relatives all listened expectantly, especially his playboy nephew. Finally, the lawyer said: "And to my nepwhe, Charlie Jones, whom I promised to remember-hi there, Charlie!"
Master: "Why don't you deliver that message as instructed?"
Servant:" I did the best I could. sir."
Master: "The best you could! If I had known I was sending a stupid idiot, I would have gone myself."
Visitor to an art exhibition: "Why did they hang that picture?"
Attendant: "Probably couldn't find the artist."
Were you excited the first time you asked your husband for money?
"Oh no! I was clam- and collected.
"What's your name, sir?" the bank teller asked politely.
"Don't you see my signature?" snapped the indignant patron.
"Yes sir. That's what aroused my curiosity."
Over lunch, two businessmen were discussing their children. "My three sons really stick together," said one. "If one of them does something wrong the other two never tattle on him
"That's wonderful loyalty," observed the other, "but how do you discover which one is guilty so you cam punish him?"
"Oh, that's no problem," laughed the father of the three boys. "I just send them all to bed without dinner and, in the morning, paddle the one with the black eye."
"Did you get my cheque?" enquired David of Jhon.
"Yes, twice," replied Jhon. "Once you and once from the bank."
A woman rang up her insurance company and said wanted to change the terms of her policy, "I have just had twins," she told the manager.
The manager had difficulty in hearing her and asked:
"Will you repeat that, please?"
"Not if I can help it!" the woman shot back emphatically, irritated.
Man makes counterfeit money; in many more cases money makes counterfeit men.
Father: When I was of your age, I was working for a pound a week in a store and at the end of four years I owned the store.
Son: You can't do that nowadays. They have cash registers."
The only thing you can get without working is hungry.
A clerk was handed a pay envelope which, by error, contained a blank cheque. The astonished clerk liked at it and moaned: "Just what I thought would happen. My deductions finally caught up with my salary."
Minister to little boy: "Do you say a prayer before you eat?"
Little boy: "No sir, my mother is a good cook."
Boarder: "When I left my last boarding-house, the landlady actually wept."
New landlady: "Well, I shan't. I always collect payment in advance."
"Dad, it says here that a certain man was financial genius. What does that mean?"
"That he could earn money faster than his family could spend it."
A man was complaining that he had just bough a prefabricated house, and that it had cost him $1 million. "One million!" exclaimed one of his friends. "Isn’t that a lot to pay for a prefab?"
"Yes" said the home-owner. "It wasn't so much to begin with, but I told the factory I wanted it right away, and they sent it to me by air mail."
Uncle John came to say, and before leaving gave his nephew five dollars.
"Now, be careful with that money, tommy," he said. "Remember the saying, 'A fool and his money are soon parted'."
"Yes," replied Tommy, "but I want to thank you for parting with it, just the same."
Rich people miss one of life's greatest pleasure Paying the last installment
A wife phones her husband at work to tell him that the car had water in its carburetor.
"Where is it?" he asked "I will get it seen to."
"At the moment," she replied, "it's in the river."
A wealthy old man, dictating his last will and testament from his bed, stipulated that the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra should play at his funeral. "Very good, sir," said the attorney. "And what piece would you like to hear?"
The will of the wealthy but eccentric man was being read out and the relatives all listened expectantly, especially his playboy nephew. Finally, the lawyer said: "And to my nepwhe, Charlie Jones, whom I promised to remember-hi there, Charlie!"
Master: "Why don't you deliver that message as instructed?"
Servant:" I did the best I could. sir."
Master: "The best you could! If I had known I was sending a stupid idiot, I would have gone myself."
Visitor to an art exhibition: "Why did they hang that picture?"
Attendant: "Probably couldn't find the artist."
Were you excited the first time you asked your husband for money?
"Oh no! I was clam- and collected.
"What's your name, sir?" the bank teller asked politely.
"Don't you see my signature?" snapped the indignant patron.
"Yes sir. That's what aroused my curiosity."
Over lunch, two businessmen were discussing their children. "My three sons really stick together," said one. "If one of them does something wrong the other two never tattle on him
"That's wonderful loyalty," observed the other, "but how do you discover which one is guilty so you cam punish him?"
"Oh, that's no problem," laughed the father of the three boys. "I just send them all to bed without dinner and, in the morning, paddle the one with the black eye."
"Did you get my cheque?" enquired David of Jhon.
"Yes, twice," replied Jhon. "Once you and once from the bank."
A woman rang up her insurance company and said wanted to change the terms of her policy, "I have just had twins," she told the manager.
The manager had difficulty in hearing her and asked:
"Will you repeat that, please?"
"Not if I can help it!" the woman shot back emphatically, irritated.
Man makes counterfeit money; in many more cases money makes counterfeit men.
Father: When I was of your age, I was working for a pound a week in a store and at the end of four years I owned the store.
Son: You can't do that nowadays. They have cash registers."
The only thing you can get without working is hungry.
A clerk was handed a pay envelope which, by error, contained a blank cheque. The astonished clerk liked at it and moaned: "Just what I thought would happen. My deductions finally caught up with my salary."
Minister to little boy: "Do you say a prayer before you eat?"
Little boy: "No sir, my mother is a good cook."
Boarder: "When I left my last boarding-house, the landlady actually wept."
New landlady: "Well, I shan't. I always collect payment in advance."
"Dad, it says here that a certain man was financial genius. What does that mean?"
"That he could earn money faster than his family could spend it."
A man was complaining that he had just bough a prefabricated house, and that it had cost him $1 million. "One million!" exclaimed one of his friends. "Isn’t that a lot to pay for a prefab?"
"Yes" said the home-owner. "It wasn't so much to begin with, but I told the factory I wanted it right away, and they sent it to me by air mail."
Uncle John came to say, and before leaving gave his nephew five dollars.
"Now, be careful with that money, tommy," he said. "Remember the saying, 'A fool and his money are soon parted'."
"Yes," replied Tommy, "but I want to thank you for parting with it, just the same."
Rich people miss one of life's greatest pleasure Paying the last installment
A wife phones her husband at work to tell him that the car had water in its carburetor.
"Where is it?" he asked "I will get it seen to."
"At the moment," she replied, "it's in the river."
A wealthy old man, dictating his last will and testament from his bed, stipulated that the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra should play at his funeral. "Very good, sir," said the attorney. "And what piece would you like to hear?"
10 Things you should never tell your girlfriend:
10 Your Family hates her
This is an unfortunate situation. But if you tell her, you will only fuel the fire by making her angry or insecure. If you don't agree with your family's hesitations about her, then politely ask them to butt out. Just do what you can to make them change their minds and hope they'll warm up to her with time.
9 You have insecurities
Do you feel jealous of your best friend's look his sweet new car? Or do you envy your girlfriend's status, job or salary? Everyone has their share of insecurities, but in the dating world, it's vital that you keep these insecurities under you hat.
8 You flirt with other women
If you are a flirty type of guy, she probably flirted with her before you got together. Having said that , she doesn't need to hear the list of women that you flirted with all day, nor does she need to hear about the list of women that flirted with you. If it really is harmless flirting, then why make her worry about it?
7 You have wimpy behaviour
Okay, so you don't kill spiders, you run away from fight and maybe you even cry during movies. Unfortunately for you, the cliché is true: Women like strong men. So, telling her that you're afraid of an itty-bitty insect or that you can't stand heights isn't going to work in your favour. Naturally, if you are going to be with her in the long term, she might learn some of these little factoids as you go along. But do your best not to divulge them all in the beginning.
6 You compare her to your ex-girlfriend in bed
Needless to say, everyone does this; she is probably also comparing you to her ex to some extent. But do avoid offering her specific details about your past conquests, specifically the fact that your past lover was better than her in bed. No woman wants to be compared to another, especially in the sexual department.
5 You talk to your mother too often
Do you talk to mom several times a day? To a woman you are dating, that could be a little intimidating. A woman does not want to feel like she is competing with your mother, or worse, that you are dependent on mommy.
4 You have not so cool hobbies
So you might keep a collection of Transformers in you underwear drawer but you have to realize that it is unlikely that she will appreciate your wacky interests and hobbies. Don't fool your self into thinking that such quirks are charming; chances are, they'll just be a real turnoff.
3. You don’t like her girlfriends
What's the only thing worse than having the hots for her girlfriends? You guessed it: talking badly about her girlfriends in front of her. Or, even divulging that you think her friend are anything but sweet and fabulous people.
2 You have done shameful things in the past
You might think that the two of you are close enough for you to reveal these little tidbits. But unfortunately, she'll never be ready to hear that you have cheated on past girlfriends or that you have enjoyed private dances at strip clubs
1 You find one of her friends smoking hot
So you think that a friend of hers is cute. Fair enough. But do have the sense not to mention it to your girlfriend- not even as a joke. She won't find it funny; actually, she will probably be angry and hurt, and in the long run, she will never trust you around her friends. You might think that your girlfriend is secure enough to handle this piece of information, but let me tell you that she's not. Most girls aren't so don’t risk it
This is an unfortunate situation. But if you tell her, you will only fuel the fire by making her angry or insecure. If you don't agree with your family's hesitations about her, then politely ask them to butt out. Just do what you can to make them change their minds and hope they'll warm up to her with time.
9 You have insecurities
Do you feel jealous of your best friend's look his sweet new car? Or do you envy your girlfriend's status, job or salary? Everyone has their share of insecurities, but in the dating world, it's vital that you keep these insecurities under you hat.
8 You flirt with other women
If you are a flirty type of guy, she probably flirted with her before you got together. Having said that , she doesn't need to hear the list of women that you flirted with all day, nor does she need to hear about the list of women that flirted with you. If it really is harmless flirting, then why make her worry about it?
7 You have wimpy behaviour
Okay, so you don't kill spiders, you run away from fight and maybe you even cry during movies. Unfortunately for you, the cliché is true: Women like strong men. So, telling her that you're afraid of an itty-bitty insect or that you can't stand heights isn't going to work in your favour. Naturally, if you are going to be with her in the long term, she might learn some of these little factoids as you go along. But do your best not to divulge them all in the beginning.
6 You compare her to your ex-girlfriend in bed
Needless to say, everyone does this; she is probably also comparing you to her ex to some extent. But do avoid offering her specific details about your past conquests, specifically the fact that your past lover was better than her in bed. No woman wants to be compared to another, especially in the sexual department.
5 You talk to your mother too often
Do you talk to mom several times a day? To a woman you are dating, that could be a little intimidating. A woman does not want to feel like she is competing with your mother, or worse, that you are dependent on mommy.
4 You have not so cool hobbies
So you might keep a collection of Transformers in you underwear drawer but you have to realize that it is unlikely that she will appreciate your wacky interests and hobbies. Don't fool your self into thinking that such quirks are charming; chances are, they'll just be a real turnoff.
3. You don’t like her girlfriends
What's the only thing worse than having the hots for her girlfriends? You guessed it: talking badly about her girlfriends in front of her. Or, even divulging that you think her friend are anything but sweet and fabulous people.
2 You have done shameful things in the past
You might think that the two of you are close enough for you to reveal these little tidbits. But unfortunately, she'll never be ready to hear that you have cheated on past girlfriends or that you have enjoyed private dances at strip clubs
1 You find one of her friends smoking hot
So you think that a friend of hers is cute. Fair enough. But do have the sense not to mention it to your girlfriend- not even as a joke. She won't find it funny; actually, she will probably be angry and hurt, and in the long run, she will never trust you around her friends. You might think that your girlfriend is secure enough to handle this piece of information, but let me tell you that she's not. Most girls aren't so don’t risk it
Monday, November 27, 2006
Maoists continuing violation of comprehensive peace accord
Maoist cadres are continuing their excesses even after signing the comprehensive peace accord, which strictly prohibits such acts, in different parts of the country.
In Nawalparasi district, Maoist cadres are forcing landowners to submit their landowner certificate to them in person, so that they can 'review' it.
According to locals, they are threatening landowners living in Nawalparasi and Kathmandu by phone saying if they do not submit all the details of their land and ownership certificates within three days, they [Maoists] will forcefully hold their land as well as all the crops.
The locals have urged the government to take action against people involved in intimidation of the people.
Similarly, a report from Morang said, the People’s Liberation Army (PLA) has caused trouble to residents of two village development committees (VDCs) in the district, proposed for housing the brigades, reports The Kathmandu Post daily.
Maoist combatants who reached the villages after the decision of building cantonments in Kalapani of Yankila-9 and Hatimara of Tandi-5 have been living in the locals' houses for the past one week. About 700 combatants under Chhintan Sunakhi Smiriti brigade and about 500 under Ratna Sakunta brigade had arrived by Sunday evening.
Similarly, Maoist cadres on Saturday afternoon entered the residence of a foreign national in Lalitpur and threatened those in the house of stern action if they failed to comply with the Maoist's demands.
The group led by 5 Number Area Committee Member in the district 'Shankar' had entered the residence of Korean national Dr Kim, a dermatologist, in Sainbu VDC-5, Bhainsepati, at about 3 p.m.
The cadres, after forcefully entering the house asked for the whereabouts of Dr Kim. "We are Maoists. You will have to face stern action if you do not comply with what we ask you to do," a domestic help quoted Maoists cadres as saying, the paper adds.
Local level Maoists leaders said they had been to Kim's house a-month-and-a-half ago to investigate a case filed against Kim at their Party's liaison office.
According to them, one Pampha KC, who served as domestic help at the house until six months ago, had filed the case alleging that Kim had exploited her and made sexual advances in the past.
Dr Kim runs an NGO called Korean Donsan Skin Clinic in Shantinagar in Kathmandu for the last ten years.
In Rautahat, Maoists on Friday forcibly took away eight tractors and four persons, including two of their comrades, after the District Forest Office (DFO) arrested the four while they were stacking firewood into the vehicles at a forest in Jangalsaiya range post.
According to forest officials, a group of Maoists threatened them saying that they better not take action against those arrested and forcibly took their two colleagues.
In Nawalparasi district, Maoist cadres are forcing landowners to submit their landowner certificate to them in person, so that they can 'review' it.
According to locals, they are threatening landowners living in Nawalparasi and Kathmandu by phone saying if they do not submit all the details of their land and ownership certificates within three days, they [Maoists] will forcefully hold their land as well as all the crops.
The locals have urged the government to take action against people involved in intimidation of the people.
Similarly, a report from Morang said, the People’s Liberation Army (PLA) has caused trouble to residents of two village development committees (VDCs) in the district, proposed for housing the brigades, reports The Kathmandu Post daily.
Maoist combatants who reached the villages after the decision of building cantonments in Kalapani of Yankila-9 and Hatimara of Tandi-5 have been living in the locals' houses for the past one week. About 700 combatants under Chhintan Sunakhi Smiriti brigade and about 500 under Ratna Sakunta brigade had arrived by Sunday evening.
Similarly, Maoist cadres on Saturday afternoon entered the residence of a foreign national in Lalitpur and threatened those in the house of stern action if they failed to comply with the Maoist's demands.
The group led by 5 Number Area Committee Member in the district 'Shankar' had entered the residence of Korean national Dr Kim, a dermatologist, in Sainbu VDC-5, Bhainsepati, at about 3 p.m.
The cadres, after forcefully entering the house asked for the whereabouts of Dr Kim. "We are Maoists. You will have to face stern action if you do not comply with what we ask you to do," a domestic help quoted Maoists cadres as saying, the paper adds.
Local level Maoists leaders said they had been to Kim's house a-month-and-a-half ago to investigate a case filed against Kim at their Party's liaison office.
According to them, one Pampha KC, who served as domestic help at the house until six months ago, had filed the case alleging that Kim had exploited her and made sexual advances in the past.
Dr Kim runs an NGO called Korean Donsan Skin Clinic in Shantinagar in Kathmandu for the last ten years.
In Rautahat, Maoists on Friday forcibly took away eight tractors and four persons, including two of their comrades, after the District Forest Office (DFO) arrested the four while they were stacking firewood into the vehicles at a forest in Jangalsaiya range post.
According to forest officials, a group of Maoists threatened them saying that they better not take action against those arrested and forcibly took their two colleagues.
Sunday, November 26, 2006
Entertaining facts
1. Coca-Cola was originally green in colour.
2. Men can read smaller print than women, women can hear better.
3. Intelligent, people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
4. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in china in 1920.
5. First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer
6. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history
Spades: King David
Clubs: Alexander the Great
Hearts: Charlemagne,
Diamond: Julius Caesar.
7. If a statue of a person on a horse on the park and the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
2. Men can read smaller print than women, women can hear better.
3. Intelligent, people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
4. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in china in 1920.
5. First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer
6. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history
Spades: King David
Clubs: Alexander the Great
Hearts: Charlemagne,
Diamond: Julius Caesar.
7. If a statue of a person on a horse on the park and the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
All Alone:
She looked at me, smiled and didn't say a word. In fact her beautiful eyes were expressing her thoughts. The darling girl whom I had never seen before was in front of me with eagerness in her lips to speak. In return, I also managed to open my eyes two inches wide and returned her smile with six inches wide smile of mine.
Her beautiful figure stood as a fairy in front of me who was not less beautiful than the "Eve". In fact her beautiful figure had enchanted me and as if the gravity of earth, her face was attracting me. I managed to speak to her, but..but in front of her, I …I was dumb and my lips hesitated to pronounce a word. Although our eyes met for sometime, the words didn't litter our of my lips.
Well…. the day was "Valentine Day" but… but I couldn't express my feelings although I considered her as my Valentine. I thought as if the beauty of roses in my hand hung their head in the goddess of beauty was nothing before her. I thought she was waiting for me to speak but… but how? How could I start? How could an unknown man talk to an unknown woman? But my feelings were not in my control. The boneless tongue revealed out all the truth in spite of heart beat: But.. but what was the result?
The volcanic feeling so mine had touched her heart and something was happening to me. An unknown fear was inside me and to my horror, she… she broke my soul. She told… she told me that….. that…. she ….. she….had another boyfriend whom she loved dearly. Then a great earth quake came, I thought as if the land under me has parted a and I was falling down in it. A ten rector scale earthquake occurred inside my heart and destroyed everything like American had ruined Afganstan with Allied force.
The arrow of love which cupid had streck into my heart had deeply entered and broken my heart into infinitive pieces. I had a tragedy and my life's clock had stopped working. The first tragedy in my life which no one ever in the world finally have gone through. I was alone and all alone there standing with the faded roses in my hand which seemed to be weeping in front of my eyes. Tears rolled down my cheeks and touched my lips. How could she be so cruel and mean to me? Who else other than me would love her more than anything else in the world.
Black clouds rose in the sky and the rays of sun were blocked. The hope inside me sank as the titanic sank into the Atlantic ocean. In the spring season, the flowers faded and the trees shook off all the leaves with shock. In a minute the spring season changed into autumn season and as if the god wept in bitter despair, the rain dropped. I was alone other wet in the rain. Nobody by my sides. Alone, all alone in the middle of the road.
Her beautiful figure stood as a fairy in front of me who was not less beautiful than the "Eve". In fact her beautiful figure had enchanted me and as if the gravity of earth, her face was attracting me. I managed to speak to her, but..but in front of her, I …I was dumb and my lips hesitated to pronounce a word. Although our eyes met for sometime, the words didn't litter our of my lips.
Well…. the day was "Valentine Day" but… but I couldn't express my feelings although I considered her as my Valentine. I thought as if the beauty of roses in my hand hung their head in the goddess of beauty was nothing before her. I thought she was waiting for me to speak but… but how? How could I start? How could an unknown man talk to an unknown woman? But my feelings were not in my control. The boneless tongue revealed out all the truth in spite of heart beat: But.. but what was the result?
The volcanic feeling so mine had touched her heart and something was happening to me. An unknown fear was inside me and to my horror, she… she broke my soul. She told… she told me that….. that…. she ….. she….had another boyfriend whom she loved dearly. Then a great earth quake came, I thought as if the land under me has parted a and I was falling down in it. A ten rector scale earthquake occurred inside my heart and destroyed everything like American had ruined Afganstan with Allied force.
The arrow of love which cupid had streck into my heart had deeply entered and broken my heart into infinitive pieces. I had a tragedy and my life's clock had stopped working. The first tragedy in my life which no one ever in the world finally have gone through. I was alone and all alone there standing with the faded roses in my hand which seemed to be weeping in front of my eyes. Tears rolled down my cheeks and touched my lips. How could she be so cruel and mean to me? Who else other than me would love her more than anything else in the world.
Black clouds rose in the sky and the rays of sun were blocked. The hope inside me sank as the titanic sank into the Atlantic ocean. In the spring season, the flowers faded and the trees shook off all the leaves with shock. In a minute the spring season changed into autumn season and as if the god wept in bitter despair, the rain dropped. I was alone other wet in the rain. Nobody by my sides. Alone, all alone in the middle of the road.
Jokes:
The magician and the parrot:
There was a magician on a cruise ship, and he was good. He was performing the highlights of his show when a parrot walked on stage and squawked, "itls in his sleeve!" The magician chased the bird away.
The next day the magician was performing his highlight again (in front of a smaller audience) when the parrot walked on stage and declared, "It's in his pocket!"
The next day, as he was performing the highlight, he saw the parrot in the crowd. But before the parrot could ruin the magic trick, the boat crashed into a rock and sank.
The magician was lucky enough to find a board to hang on to. On the other end of the board was the parrot.
The stared at each other for three full days, neither of them saying anything. When suddenly the parrot said, "I give up, what'd with the ship?"
Wife- Do you love me dear?
Husband- Of course, I do.
Wife- Would you die for me?
Husband- No, my dear, mines is an undying love.
Customer-Waiter, we want chicken, the youngest the better.
Waiter- In case, would you mind ordering eggs sir?
Psychiatrist- So, you think you are a dog? Since when have you thought so?
Patient: Oh! ever since I was unhappy.
First person- Why are you bouncing up and down like that?
Second person- I just took some medicine and I gorge tot shake up the bottle?
Hotel owner (to the new waiter) - It has been less than a week and you have already broken more dishes than the total of your three weeks' salary. How can you handle this problem in the future?
Waiter- Well sir, you can give me a raise in salary.
Lady- Why don't you knock the door before getting in?
Servant- Don't worry madam, I always peep through the key-hole before getting in and knock if necessary.
Son- I've learnt a very new and special game. Play with me please!
Father- Ok, then tell me what do I have to do?
Son- You have to feed me some kilos of sweets.
Husband- What! No supper ready yet? This is the limit! I am going to a restaurant now.
Wife- wait, give me just five minutes.
Husband- Will it be ready then?
Wife- No, but I'll be ready to go with you?
Man- I wish, I had my wife back?
Stranger- Where's she?
Man- I exchanged her for a bottle of whisky.
Stranger- And now you realize how much you love her?
Man- No, no I am thirsty again.
Teacher: "David name two pronouns."
David: "Who, me?"
Teacher: "Correct"
Son: Dad, why is your hair white and beard black?
Dad: It's very simple. The beard is 20 years younger than the hair.
There was a magician on a cruise ship, and he was good. He was performing the highlights of his show when a parrot walked on stage and squawked, "itls in his sleeve!" The magician chased the bird away.
The next day the magician was performing his highlight again (in front of a smaller audience) when the parrot walked on stage and declared, "It's in his pocket!"
The next day, as he was performing the highlight, he saw the parrot in the crowd. But before the parrot could ruin the magic trick, the boat crashed into a rock and sank.
The magician was lucky enough to find a board to hang on to. On the other end of the board was the parrot.
The stared at each other for three full days, neither of them saying anything. When suddenly the parrot said, "I give up, what'd with the ship?"
Wife- Do you love me dear?
Husband- Of course, I do.
Wife- Would you die for me?
Husband- No, my dear, mines is an undying love.
Customer-Waiter, we want chicken, the youngest the better.
Waiter- In case, would you mind ordering eggs sir?
Psychiatrist- So, you think you are a dog? Since when have you thought so?
Patient: Oh! ever since I was unhappy.
First person- Why are you bouncing up and down like that?
Second person- I just took some medicine and I gorge tot shake up the bottle?
Hotel owner (to the new waiter) - It has been less than a week and you have already broken more dishes than the total of your three weeks' salary. How can you handle this problem in the future?
Waiter- Well sir, you can give me a raise in salary.
Lady- Why don't you knock the door before getting in?
Servant- Don't worry madam, I always peep through the key-hole before getting in and knock if necessary.
Son- I've learnt a very new and special game. Play with me please!
Father- Ok, then tell me what do I have to do?
Son- You have to feed me some kilos of sweets.
Husband- What! No supper ready yet? This is the limit! I am going to a restaurant now.
Wife- wait, give me just five minutes.
Husband- Will it be ready then?
Wife- No, but I'll be ready to go with you?
Man- I wish, I had my wife back?
Stranger- Where's she?
Man- I exchanged her for a bottle of whisky.
Stranger- And now you realize how much you love her?
Man- No, no I am thirsty again.
Teacher: "David name two pronouns."
David: "Who, me?"
Teacher: "Correct"
Son: Dad, why is your hair white and beard black?
Dad: It's very simple. The beard is 20 years younger than the hair.
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Personal management
Be on time for all your appointments:
If you schedule a meeting, set a time to visit with a client, or tell a friend you will meet them for a working breakfast you have to be there at the time you set or you will lose their respect. If your dispatcher tells a client the serviceman will be there at 1 pm, make sure he is. It is just common courtesy; but will really help your business.
Stop and smell the roses:
Believe it or not, you will do a better job with your business if you let your mind wander once in a while. Take a break. Recharge, your internal battery. When you go back to work you will be more creative as well as less stressed.
Be careful who you step on your way up, They will be there in your way down too.
You are not smarter than everybody:
You may be smarter than anyone, nut you are not smarter than everyone. Seek input from the group, and listen to it, you will be surprised at what you can learn.
Get involved:
If you think you are too busy to get involved in civic and charitable activities, you don't know that you are missing. The greatest reward is the personal satisfaction, but you will also make a lot of valuable contacts.
Do your homework:
Whether it is a proposal to a major client or a meeting with the Shop Steward of a union, you will do better if you are prepared. Collect the facts, think the problem through, talk to the others involved. Take the time to do the" up front" work and the "downstream" work will be easier and more rewarding.
It's not how hard you work, it’s what you get done:
Anybody can work hard, and most people do. The really successful people focus on accomplishing result not on effort expended.
Learn form the mistakes of others:
You can not live long enough to make them all yourself.
Focus your energies:
There are a lot of demands on your time, but your time and energy are limited. Focus on what is important to you and of that first. It is better to do a few key things well than to do lots of things, but none of them well.
Work on your weaknesses first:
In any position or job you find yourself, there will be things you do well, some you do okay, and some you don not do so well. To improve yourself, and increase your value, work first to improve in those areas that are your weakest.
Dare to Dream:
You can't move forward if you are always looking back. You can't find new solutions if you believe it can't be done. Have the courage of your convictions and go after it.
Do no limit yourself:
The difference between leaders and managers is that leaders do not set limits on themselves. There are enough people trying to limit what you can do. Do not be one of them.
Anyone can steer the ship in calm waters:
What will set you apart in your career is how you perform during the tough times. Do not become complacent and relax just because things are gong well. Plan ahead for the downturn.
If you schedule a meeting, set a time to visit with a client, or tell a friend you will meet them for a working breakfast you have to be there at the time you set or you will lose their respect. If your dispatcher tells a client the serviceman will be there at 1 pm, make sure he is. It is just common courtesy; but will really help your business.
Stop and smell the roses:
Believe it or not, you will do a better job with your business if you let your mind wander once in a while. Take a break. Recharge, your internal battery. When you go back to work you will be more creative as well as less stressed.
Be careful who you step on your way up, They will be there in your way down too.
You are not smarter than everybody:
You may be smarter than anyone, nut you are not smarter than everyone. Seek input from the group, and listen to it, you will be surprised at what you can learn.
Get involved:
If you think you are too busy to get involved in civic and charitable activities, you don't know that you are missing. The greatest reward is the personal satisfaction, but you will also make a lot of valuable contacts.
Do your homework:
Whether it is a proposal to a major client or a meeting with the Shop Steward of a union, you will do better if you are prepared. Collect the facts, think the problem through, talk to the others involved. Take the time to do the" up front" work and the "downstream" work will be easier and more rewarding.
It's not how hard you work, it’s what you get done:
Anybody can work hard, and most people do. The really successful people focus on accomplishing result not on effort expended.
Learn form the mistakes of others:
You can not live long enough to make them all yourself.
Focus your energies:
There are a lot of demands on your time, but your time and energy are limited. Focus on what is important to you and of that first. It is better to do a few key things well than to do lots of things, but none of them well.
Work on your weaknesses first:
In any position or job you find yourself, there will be things you do well, some you do okay, and some you don not do so well. To improve yourself, and increase your value, work first to improve in those areas that are your weakest.
Dare to Dream:
You can't move forward if you are always looking back. You can't find new solutions if you believe it can't be done. Have the courage of your convictions and go after it.
Do no limit yourself:
The difference between leaders and managers is that leaders do not set limits on themselves. There are enough people trying to limit what you can do. Do not be one of them.
Anyone can steer the ship in calm waters:
What will set you apart in your career is how you perform during the tough times. Do not become complacent and relax just because things are gong well. Plan ahead for the downturn.
FLOWERS
Common sense tells us that flowers make us happy. Science shows that not only do flowers make us happier but they also have strong positive effect on our emotional well-being.
1. Flowers have an immediate impact on happiness:
Most people express true or excited smiles on receiving flowers, demonstrating extraordinary delight and gratitude. This reaction is universal, occurring in all age groups.
2. Flowers have a long-term positive effect on moods: People feel less depressed, anxious and agitated after receiving flowers, and demonstrate a higher sense of enjoyment and life satisfaction.
3. Flowers make intimate connections: The presence of flowers lead to increased contact with family and presence of flowers lead to increased contact with family and friends.
Knowing the positive effects of flowers, we would like having as much flowers all around us. Fresh flowers aren't just for the dining table. We can decorate our homes with flowers in our own way and reap the benefits.
FRESH FLOWER IN ALL THE TRADITION PLACES:
When you think of a beautiful floral arrangement, you often think of the dining room table, especially if it is holiday time. And why not? Beautiful dining centerpieces graced our tables for centuries. Whether you are having a party, decorating for a holiday, or simply adding a beautiful touch, keep in mind that floral arrangements should complement the décor and mood of the room. Remember, too, you don't have to have a traditional arrangement just because you find it in a traditional location. Instead of one big center arrangement, you may want to try a series of vases and candles on a fabric runner for a stunning effect.
Another traditional location for fresh flower is in the foyer or entranceway. What a great way to make a terrific first impression. Regardless of your style, flowers in the entryway can create the mood from the moment someone walks through your door. Is your home formal? Try an elegant centerpiece or a piece of artwork on a pedestal draped with a garland and flowers. For a homier, friendlier look, place a basket with a garden bouquet on the entry table. No matter what your style, flowers can enhance your home.
BEYOND TRADITION:
Let's not stop with tradition! fresh flowers are so beautiful that they should not be relegated to the dining room and entryway alone. Why not brighten every room in your house? Let's look at a few ideas to help you think outside the box.
Kitchen
Think beyond basil and oregano! Fill your kitchen window ledge with posts of herbs and sun-loving plants like Kalanchoe, African violets, or primroses. A few well-placed gerbera daisies can help spice up your kitchen, too. The best part is that you fan enjoy your mini harvest everyday.
Bedroom
Add a touch of romance in your bedroom with a few beautiful stem that complement or accent the color of your linens or wallpaper. There is simply nothing like waking up to a delicate scent drifting from your nightstand. Tea roses, freesias, peonies, lilac and lilies, all have delicious fragrances.
Guests Bedroom
Welcome your guest with a bright floral addition. Visitors feel extra special with a bright bunch of cut flowers sitting pretty on the guest room mightstand.
Bathroom
Flowers in the bathroom? Why not! A simple plastic tumbler filled with fragrant blossoms makes and attractive air freshener. You can even add floating rose-petals in a bath to spoil a friend!
Office: Any job is more enjoyable when the surroundings are cheerful and attractive, and what is more cheerful than cut flowers? Bring nature indoors and make yourself happier and healthier!
Laundry room:
Yes, even the laundry room can use a bit of sunshine. Rinse out an old bleach or detergent bottle, fill it with cut flowers and place it on your washing machine or shell. It will help lighten the load on washday!
1. Flowers have an immediate impact on happiness:
Most people express true or excited smiles on receiving flowers, demonstrating extraordinary delight and gratitude. This reaction is universal, occurring in all age groups.
2. Flowers have a long-term positive effect on moods: People feel less depressed, anxious and agitated after receiving flowers, and demonstrate a higher sense of enjoyment and life satisfaction.
3. Flowers make intimate connections: The presence of flowers lead to increased contact with family and presence of flowers lead to increased contact with family and friends.
Knowing the positive effects of flowers, we would like having as much flowers all around us. Fresh flowers aren't just for the dining table. We can decorate our homes with flowers in our own way and reap the benefits.
FRESH FLOWER IN ALL THE TRADITION PLACES:
When you think of a beautiful floral arrangement, you often think of the dining room table, especially if it is holiday time. And why not? Beautiful dining centerpieces graced our tables for centuries. Whether you are having a party, decorating for a holiday, or simply adding a beautiful touch, keep in mind that floral arrangements should complement the décor and mood of the room. Remember, too, you don't have to have a traditional arrangement just because you find it in a traditional location. Instead of one big center arrangement, you may want to try a series of vases and candles on a fabric runner for a stunning effect.
Another traditional location for fresh flower is in the foyer or entranceway. What a great way to make a terrific first impression. Regardless of your style, flowers in the entryway can create the mood from the moment someone walks through your door. Is your home formal? Try an elegant centerpiece or a piece of artwork on a pedestal draped with a garland and flowers. For a homier, friendlier look, place a basket with a garden bouquet on the entry table. No matter what your style, flowers can enhance your home.
BEYOND TRADITION:
Let's not stop with tradition! fresh flowers are so beautiful that they should not be relegated to the dining room and entryway alone. Why not brighten every room in your house? Let's look at a few ideas to help you think outside the box.
Kitchen
Think beyond basil and oregano! Fill your kitchen window ledge with posts of herbs and sun-loving plants like Kalanchoe, African violets, or primroses. A few well-placed gerbera daisies can help spice up your kitchen, too. The best part is that you fan enjoy your mini harvest everyday.
Bedroom
Add a touch of romance in your bedroom with a few beautiful stem that complement or accent the color of your linens or wallpaper. There is simply nothing like waking up to a delicate scent drifting from your nightstand. Tea roses, freesias, peonies, lilac and lilies, all have delicious fragrances.
Guests Bedroom
Welcome your guest with a bright floral addition. Visitors feel extra special with a bright bunch of cut flowers sitting pretty on the guest room mightstand.
Bathroom
Flowers in the bathroom? Why not! A simple plastic tumbler filled with fragrant blossoms makes and attractive air freshener. You can even add floating rose-petals in a bath to spoil a friend!
Office: Any job is more enjoyable when the surroundings are cheerful and attractive, and what is more cheerful than cut flowers? Bring nature indoors and make yourself happier and healthier!
Laundry room:
Yes, even the laundry room can use a bit of sunshine. Rinse out an old bleach or detergent bottle, fill it with cut flowers and place it on your washing machine or shell. It will help lighten the load on washday!
Friday, November 24, 2006
Best thing to do in date
Read the newspaper and listen to the news on the day of your date. This will give you some good topics for conversation.
Before gong on your date, rehearse telling some funny stories. You might just need them to break the ice.
Act like you are genuinely interested in what she is saying. Even to the point when you have to fake it. She will be impressed that your are such a good listener.
Don't act too serious. Act carefree and light-hearted and don't give a long and boring monologue about yourself.
You will be judged on how you look and your behavior. So, wear your best-looking clothes and be immaculately groomed. And be on your very best behavior!
You may not think this is fair, but a lot of single women will judge you by the way that you tip. Always tip generously, especially on your first date.
Revolve most of your conversation around her interests, hobbies, career, goals, vacations, etc. Forget about yourself and focus on her.
Act as if you know her all of your life. This will make her fell comfortable around your. Also, it will make you feel comfortable and help eliminate any first date nervousness or anxiety on your part.
Be sure and bring your business card with you and give it to her at the end of the date. It will make her feel that she is important to you. Maintain good eye contact throughout the date and wear a smile on your face. A good smile has a very seductive effect on single women.
Before gong on your date, rehearse telling some funny stories. You might just need them to break the ice.
Act like you are genuinely interested in what she is saying. Even to the point when you have to fake it. She will be impressed that your are such a good listener.
Don't act too serious. Act carefree and light-hearted and don't give a long and boring monologue about yourself.
You will be judged on how you look and your behavior. So, wear your best-looking clothes and be immaculately groomed. And be on your very best behavior!
You may not think this is fair, but a lot of single women will judge you by the way that you tip. Always tip generously, especially on your first date.
Revolve most of your conversation around her interests, hobbies, career, goals, vacations, etc. Forget about yourself and focus on her.
Act as if you know her all of your life. This will make her fell comfortable around your. Also, it will make you feel comfortable and help eliminate any first date nervousness or anxiety on your part.
Be sure and bring your business card with you and give it to her at the end of the date. It will make her feel that she is important to you. Maintain good eye contact throughout the date and wear a smile on your face. A good smile has a very seductive effect on single women.
5 secrets to romantic happiness
1. It is important to find aman who works around the house cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who make you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and does not lie.
4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
5. It is important that these four men never meet.
2. It is important to find a man who make you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and does not lie.
4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
5. It is important that these four men never meet.
12.Ways to change your life……………
1. Greet the day:
When you wake up, say "Hello day I'm here.". Give yourself a chance to realize that each day is a new beginning and has all kinds of possibilities.
2. Tell the truth:
It's so easy to dishonest through embellishment and little lies. Practice being honest, especially with yourself. You will feel confident when you have nothing to hide.
3. Be kind:
There are simple effortless ways to show kindness: Listen really listen-to a friend, or hold a door open to someone. The world will appreciate you right back.
4. Find your inner voice:
Discover your intuition-that feeling when all of your senses work together to guide you in the right direction. That voice will always tell you where to go.
5. Gather your thoughts:
Give yourself time to think before you speak-always choose your words carefully. What you say will have more impact and will really represent you.
6. Get to know the world:
Go online, read newspaper, talk to people. Hear all sides of the issues. Knowledge is power. The more you know the better you can form opinions and be a part of society.
7. Thank your body
Good health starts with aware of your body, so appreciate it everyday because its amazing. Think about it: No one tells it to heal or breathe-it just does.
8. Set mini goals
Big goals can be daunting. So go for the smaller ones, attainable ones and you reach them, use that momentum to propel yourself towards something larger.
9. Mind your Money:
Money is not magic. It does not appear. And face it you can not live without it. Be smart with your money; take a minute to consider how you will spend it or even waste it.
10. Meet yourself:
Look in the mirror like you are looking at someone new. Make contact do not focus on your hair, make up, or skin. Look at you and say something good to that person.
11. Applaud yourself:
Develop the power to make yourself feel good. Start celebratings even your smallest achievements.
12. Take action:
Hey, you, reading this article seize this important moment! What are you waiting for? Start these practice.
When you wake up, say "Hello day I'm here.". Give yourself a chance to realize that each day is a new beginning and has all kinds of possibilities.
2. Tell the truth:
It's so easy to dishonest through embellishment and little lies. Practice being honest, especially with yourself. You will feel confident when you have nothing to hide.
3. Be kind:
There are simple effortless ways to show kindness: Listen really listen-to a friend, or hold a door open to someone. The world will appreciate you right back.
4. Find your inner voice:
Discover your intuition-that feeling when all of your senses work together to guide you in the right direction. That voice will always tell you where to go.
5. Gather your thoughts:
Give yourself time to think before you speak-always choose your words carefully. What you say will have more impact and will really represent you.
6. Get to know the world:
Go online, read newspaper, talk to people. Hear all sides of the issues. Knowledge is power. The more you know the better you can form opinions and be a part of society.
7. Thank your body
Good health starts with aware of your body, so appreciate it everyday because its amazing. Think about it: No one tells it to heal or breathe-it just does.
8. Set mini goals
Big goals can be daunting. So go for the smaller ones, attainable ones and you reach them, use that momentum to propel yourself towards something larger.
9. Mind your Money:
Money is not magic. It does not appear. And face it you can not live without it. Be smart with your money; take a minute to consider how you will spend it or even waste it.
10. Meet yourself:
Look in the mirror like you are looking at someone new. Make contact do not focus on your hair, make up, or skin. Look at you and say something good to that person.
11. Applaud yourself:
Develop the power to make yourself feel good. Start celebratings even your smallest achievements.
12. Take action:
Hey, you, reading this article seize this important moment! What are you waiting for? Start these practice.
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Gurls r amazing...?
1.) If you smile at her she thinks you are a flirt. If you don't then she thinks you are Arrogant...
2.)If you look at her She thinks you got a crush on her. If you don't She thinks you pretend not to.
3.)If you flatter her she thinks you're yeilding her. If You don't she thinks You Give a Damn.
4.)If you are simple she wishes you were a little stylish. If you are stylish she thinks you are attractive when simple..
5.)If you try to carry conversation she thinks you talk too much. If you don't and try to be silent then she thinks you are boring to be with..
6.)If you give her an advice she seldom follows it... If you don't she thinks you don't care...
7.)If you tell her joke, she will advice you to be serious.
8.)If you talk about marriage,she thinks you're asking her to accompany you. If you don't she wonders.
9.)If You let her kiss you, she wish you more reserved. If you don't she will seek someone and console herself..
10.)If you let her come to you she thinks you are too cheap. If you don't, she would go for someone else.
11.)If you are a good boy she wonders why aren't you a man yet... If you are not she will look for another boy........re Kya
2.)If you look at her She thinks you got a crush on her. If you don't She thinks you pretend not to.
3.)If you flatter her she thinks you're yeilding her. If You don't she thinks You Give a Damn.
4.)If you are simple she wishes you were a little stylish. If you are stylish she thinks you are attractive when simple..
5.)If you try to carry conversation she thinks you talk too much. If you don't and try to be silent then she thinks you are boring to be with..
6.)If you give her an advice she seldom follows it... If you don't she thinks you don't care...
7.)If you tell her joke, she will advice you to be serious.
8.)If you talk about marriage,she thinks you're asking her to accompany you. If you don't she wonders.
9.)If You let her kiss you, she wish you more reserved. If you don't she will seek someone and console herself..
10.)If you let her come to you she thinks you are too cheap. If you don't, she would go for someone else.
11.)If you are a good boy she wonders why aren't you a man yet... If you are not she will look for another boy........re Kya
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
MAKE YOURSELF LAUGH
.What happens when you throw a green rock in the red sea
Ans: Its get wet
Why did the astronomer hit himself in the afternoon?
Ans: He wanted to see the star in the day
Where does the son goes at night?
Ans: Actually it goes nowhere but we can't see it due to darkness
Why do butterflies have a powdery substance in their wing?
Ans: Because their face are too small to apply power
Why are mathematical questions in science known as problems?
Ans: Because solving these problems turns out to be real problems
Why do music composer have stick?
Ans: Just to ensure that the music players don't go off to sleep
Why do breads have sand?
Ans: So that you can see what's inside the sandwhich
What is it we always want and forget it when it comes to us?
Ans: Sleep
who is count Dracula's favorites person on a baseball team?
Ans: The bat boy
why ladies watch are smaller than gents?
Ans: Because the ladies begin to gossip time becomes small matter for them
Which ant remain the same through day moths and years
Ans: Const-ant
what does a stone says to brick
Ans: Why are you always red with anger
how can u say animal have powerful eyes than man
because they never wear spectale
if a man is born is Nepal grows in germany studies in france graduates from America and dies in spain what is he
he is dead
a man was in front of 2 boys and yet he says he was between them why
because he was drunk
why do painter write their name in the bottom
so that it maynot be hung upside down
which two letter present not full
M.T.
what has sea but no water
map
what goes around the world and stays in the corner
stamp
which tune makes people dance with delight?
fortune
which travels fast heat or cold
heat coz it is easy to catch cold
which is the strongest word??
Smile because there is mile between first and last letter.
which person tries to make u more smile
a photographer
what would happen if the sun wouldn't rise
Ans: Its get wet
Why did the astronomer hit himself in the afternoon?
Ans: He wanted to see the star in the day
Where does the son goes at night?
Ans: Actually it goes nowhere but we can't see it due to darkness
Why do butterflies have a powdery substance in their wing?
Ans: Because their face are too small to apply power
Why are mathematical questions in science known as problems?
Ans: Because solving these problems turns out to be real problems
Why do music composer have stick?
Ans: Just to ensure that the music players don't go off to sleep
Why do breads have sand?
Ans: So that you can see what's inside the sandwhich
What is it we always want and forget it when it comes to us?
Ans: Sleep
who is count Dracula's favorites person on a baseball team?
Ans: The bat boy
why ladies watch are smaller than gents?
Ans: Because the ladies begin to gossip time becomes small matter for them
Which ant remain the same through day moths and years
Ans: Const-ant
what does a stone says to brick
Ans: Why are you always red with anger
how can u say animal have powerful eyes than man
because they never wear spectale
if a man is born is Nepal grows in germany studies in france graduates from America and dies in spain what is he
he is dead
a man was in front of 2 boys and yet he says he was between them why
because he was drunk
why do painter write their name in the bottom
so that it maynot be hung upside down
which two letter present not full
M.T.
what has sea but no water
map
what goes around the world and stays in the corner
stamp
which tune makes people dance with delight?
fortune
which travels fast heat or cold
heat coz it is easy to catch cold
which is the strongest word??
Smile because there is mile between first and last letter.
which person tries to make u more smile
a photographer
what would happen if the sun wouldn't rise
CONVERSATION
A Game
A party falls flat unless it is enlivened by game s and jokes in which everybody joins. In like manner, a conversation will be colorless unless it has the participation of all persons who are present and who form the group. There is thus not much difference between a conversation and a game. It is a game that can be played between two, three or more persons. The more efficiently it is played, the more lively will the conversation be. The topic or topics in the hands of experts come alive. There are no delays, no halts, no doubtful gaps, no questioning frowns, nut the topic is passed from hand to hand with the skill of a juggler manipulating his colored balls. Not only the same topic but also the change-over from topic is achieved with the same skill.
There are, of course, some essential qualities necessary. The first and foremost is to have the same standard of understanding and intelligence as that of the others in the group. It is only then that different members will be able to bring out an answer or an addendum without any hesitation. It is the smartness of the answer, given with the conviction of a person who knows what he is talking about that makes a conversation enlightening, uplifting and memorable.
It is to be borne in mind that the game of conversation is played not as an exhibition but for pleasure experienced by the talkers who are refreshed by the talkers who are refreshed by the exercise e of mind and intellect. What is more, one learns as well as teaches, without it being obvious. If the background of the topic is not known to all those present, they cannot share in the conversation. If the conversationalist has sufficient intelligence and is well-informed about the events of the day and the world in general, he will seldom find any topic outside his ken. The most relevant things here, therefore, are this person's extent of knowledge, concentration and aptitude. If one follows the ways of an intelligent child, one will soon find out that though tender in years, a child has the capacity to understand big and unknown things. When such a child of seven, eight or nine years of age is in the company of adults who will not explain the context of the topic under discussion to it, it is still able to grasp the subject, follow the details and even make such off hand and timely remarks as may surprise the whole body of adults present. This child or young person may be considered precocious but the adults can learn a thing or two from him about the art of conversation. What makes this very young person understand of mind that enables him to absorb new information. In adult life also, if we can keep our minds open and capable of receiving, we shall understand at once what is being said, no matter what the topic may be.
A party falls flat unless it is enlivened by game s and jokes in which everybody joins. In like manner, a conversation will be colorless unless it has the participation of all persons who are present and who form the group. There is thus not much difference between a conversation and a game. It is a game that can be played between two, three or more persons. The more efficiently it is played, the more lively will the conversation be. The topic or topics in the hands of experts come alive. There are no delays, no halts, no doubtful gaps, no questioning frowns, nut the topic is passed from hand to hand with the skill of a juggler manipulating his colored balls. Not only the same topic but also the change-over from topic is achieved with the same skill.
There are, of course, some essential qualities necessary. The first and foremost is to have the same standard of understanding and intelligence as that of the others in the group. It is only then that different members will be able to bring out an answer or an addendum without any hesitation. It is the smartness of the answer, given with the conviction of a person who knows what he is talking about that makes a conversation enlightening, uplifting and memorable.
It is to be borne in mind that the game of conversation is played not as an exhibition but for pleasure experienced by the talkers who are refreshed by the talkers who are refreshed by the exercise e of mind and intellect. What is more, one learns as well as teaches, without it being obvious. If the background of the topic is not known to all those present, they cannot share in the conversation. If the conversationalist has sufficient intelligence and is well-informed about the events of the day and the world in general, he will seldom find any topic outside his ken. The most relevant things here, therefore, are this person's extent of knowledge, concentration and aptitude. If one follows the ways of an intelligent child, one will soon find out that though tender in years, a child has the capacity to understand big and unknown things. When such a child of seven, eight or nine years of age is in the company of adults who will not explain the context of the topic under discussion to it, it is still able to grasp the subject, follow the details and even make such off hand and timely remarks as may surprise the whole body of adults present. This child or young person may be considered precocious but the adults can learn a thing or two from him about the art of conversation. What makes this very young person understand of mind that enables him to absorb new information. In adult life also, if we can keep our minds open and capable of receiving, we shall understand at once what is being said, no matter what the topic may be.
Who am I ?
I have been in every word that you whispered in my ear. You showed me the enlightenment of endowment and I was mesmerized by every inch of your soul.
Just a pause of silence and I was overloaded by your feelings that tangled my sparking eyes invariably having dual action of thoughts. Nothing seems so indifferent and versatile. I imagine you showing the day where you can see all the rains of pain but cannot even explain what the pain that I am suffering from with ! It is not a disease that a doctor can take care. It is not a curse that a priest can cure but it is the disease of separation, contemplation, understanding and reality. It is so sensitive that I cannot even minimize the perfection of fidelity-a real thirst of truth.
Days of tomorrow seem more depreciatory and every second of minute endures its position. You came as a gale and swept all the hidden sorrows of my life, the blink of your eyes empowers the relishing world. I longed to be your eyes to see the world through them but the only thing left behind me is to feel free in the zephyr of wind, I've been in every burning eye, every tearful eye and every broken heart.
I can trespass the limitation of expectation. I can behold the imagination! I am everywhere, in your thoughts, in your mind, in your voice, in your heart and the only thing you can do now is
"CATCH ME IF YOU CAN"
Just a pause of silence and I was overloaded by your feelings that tangled my sparking eyes invariably having dual action of thoughts. Nothing seems so indifferent and versatile. I imagine you showing the day where you can see all the rains of pain but cannot even explain what the pain that I am suffering from with ! It is not a disease that a doctor can take care. It is not a curse that a priest can cure but it is the disease of separation, contemplation, understanding and reality. It is so sensitive that I cannot even minimize the perfection of fidelity-a real thirst of truth.
Days of tomorrow seem more depreciatory and every second of minute endures its position. You came as a gale and swept all the hidden sorrows of my life, the blink of your eyes empowers the relishing world. I longed to be your eyes to see the world through them but the only thing left behind me is to feel free in the zephyr of wind, I've been in every burning eye, every tearful eye and every broken heart.
I can trespass the limitation of expectation. I can behold the imagination! I am everywhere, in your thoughts, in your mind, in your voice, in your heart and the only thing you can do now is
"CATCH ME IF YOU CAN"
5. Ways to feel happier
Work out:
Exercise distracts you from sad thoughts, works tension form your muscles, and triggers the release of endorphins and serotonin (natural mood lifters). Just a 10 minutes walk can make you feel more hopeful and think more clearly.
Listen to music
Any kind of music stimulates the amygdale, the part of your brain that creates happy feelings. Your heart rate can also increase with the beat of a fast song, which can energize you. So pop in an upbeat CD, even if you don’t, like listening to it at first.
Eat a healthy food
Carbohydrates provide energy for your body and brain. If you don not eat enough (like you are in a low-diet), you can feel tired and crabby. Try to get at least one healthy high carb food (something rich in fiber, like whole-wheat bread) at every meal.
Open the blinds
Getting more sunshine(directly or through a window)lifts your mood, though experts are not exactly sure why it works. So go out as often as you can. Or try sleeping with the shades up so as to awaken to a brighter bedroom.
Make yourself laugh:
Research shows that laughing, even if force initially, helps you feels better because the act of laughing triggers the brain to produce endorphins. So try watching a sitcom and chuckling along with the laugh track next time you are down.
Exercise distracts you from sad thoughts, works tension form your muscles, and triggers the release of endorphins and serotonin (natural mood lifters). Just a 10 minutes walk can make you feel more hopeful and think more clearly.
Listen to music
Any kind of music stimulates the amygdale, the part of your brain that creates happy feelings. Your heart rate can also increase with the beat of a fast song, which can energize you. So pop in an upbeat CD, even if you don’t, like listening to it at first.
Eat a healthy food
Carbohydrates provide energy for your body and brain. If you don not eat enough (like you are in a low-diet), you can feel tired and crabby. Try to get at least one healthy high carb food (something rich in fiber, like whole-wheat bread) at every meal.
Open the blinds
Getting more sunshine(directly or through a window)lifts your mood, though experts are not exactly sure why it works. So go out as often as you can. Or try sleeping with the shades up so as to awaken to a brighter bedroom.
Make yourself laugh:
Research shows that laughing, even if force initially, helps you feels better because the act of laughing triggers the brain to produce endorphins. So try watching a sitcom and chuckling along with the laugh track next time you are down.
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
SUPPOSE I IS U
I married a widow with a group up daughter. My father fell in love with my stepdaughter and married her. Thus, he becomes my son in law and my stepdaughter becomes my mother because she was my father's wife. My wife gave birth to a son who was of course my father's brother in law and my uncle, for he is the brother of my stepmother. My father's wife became a mother of a son. Who were of course my brother and my grand child for he was the son of my daughter? Accordingly, my wife was my grandmother because she was my mother's mother.
I was my wife's husband and grandchild at the same time as the husband of a person's grandmother is a grandfather, I am my own father
I was my wife's husband and grandchild at the same time as the husband of a person's grandmother is a grandfather, I am my own father
The game of conversation
Conversation is a means of transmitting thought and the best and most competent way of doing so id to make sure that the communication has been correctly understood. There is no hard and fast language of conversation; only there are rules and regulations, customary or codified, which lend color and direction to something that is said I the company of two or more persons.
Conversation springs from the need to communicate with others. Only the saint and the seer can remain silent and go through life without so much as opening their lips but normal, natural and ordinary human beings cannot do away with the urge that oftentimes overtakes them to communicate with their fellow-beings. Even the toughest criminals are rarely given solitary confinement for fear that they may be literally at their wits end. It is therefore natural for a man to see the reaction and responses of his words on others. Through the impact and effect of his conversation, a man tries to find his place in society and in the world I general. He assures others and is assured.
Who will find life interesting without the beam in face of a friend or the fallen countenance of the adversary?
Conversation is an art. Some possess an inborn talent to converse fluently, raising laughter and giving pleasure all around. Others have a hypnotizing voice to charm the heart and soothe the ear. Voice plays a great part. It may be natural or cultivated thought and expression blending perfectly to create the desired effect. Words, easy and pleasant, are produced effortlessly by the speaker. To watch him is a pleasant sensation, to participate in a dialogue with him is a privilege. Thus goes the gifted conversationalist. He is the source of encouragement and confidence, he is hardly disagreeable, seldom critical. Observing him, one realizes that one feels no compulsion but only interest and enjoyment; his reflexes are automatic, his mirth is spontaneous. And that is the golden rule for conversation. One has to get involved and derive pleasure out of the whole process. Also one has to let the others feel the same pleasure, partake of the same thrills of energy and rejuvenation. A person, therefore , cannot be indifferent to others' thoughts and views. Everybody has something to give, something to contribute by way os the spoken word. Under congenial circumstances, assurance and support, this same person will give more, will contribute a far greater share to the totality of words that are spun for the joy of life. A good conversationalist knows how to draw another out of his shell to spell out his opinions without
Conversation springs from the need to communicate with others. Only the saint and the seer can remain silent and go through life without so much as opening their lips but normal, natural and ordinary human beings cannot do away with the urge that oftentimes overtakes them to communicate with their fellow-beings. Even the toughest criminals are rarely given solitary confinement for fear that they may be literally at their wits end. It is therefore natural for a man to see the reaction and responses of his words on others. Through the impact and effect of his conversation, a man tries to find his place in society and in the world I general. He assures others and is assured.
Who will find life interesting without the beam in face of a friend or the fallen countenance of the adversary?
Conversation is an art. Some possess an inborn talent to converse fluently, raising laughter and giving pleasure all around. Others have a hypnotizing voice to charm the heart and soothe the ear. Voice plays a great part. It may be natural or cultivated thought and expression blending perfectly to create the desired effect. Words, easy and pleasant, are produced effortlessly by the speaker. To watch him is a pleasant sensation, to participate in a dialogue with him is a privilege. Thus goes the gifted conversationalist. He is the source of encouragement and confidence, he is hardly disagreeable, seldom critical. Observing him, one realizes that one feels no compulsion but only interest and enjoyment; his reflexes are automatic, his mirth is spontaneous. And that is the golden rule for conversation. One has to get involved and derive pleasure out of the whole process. Also one has to let the others feel the same pleasure, partake of the same thrills of energy and rejuvenation. A person, therefore , cannot be indifferent to others' thoughts and views. Everybody has something to give, something to contribute by way os the spoken word. Under congenial circumstances, assurance and support, this same person will give more, will contribute a far greater share to the totality of words that are spun for the joy of life. A good conversationalist knows how to draw another out of his shell to spell out his opinions without
INTERNATIONALIZATION OF NEPAL'S FINANCIAL SERVICES
The prime responsibility of the financial sector is converting savings into productive investment. A well functioning financial system allocates savings to the best possible use, i.e. productive investment. This crucial role established the financial system as the 'brain of the economy' that determines what gets done and what does not.
The roles and responsibilities of the financial sector grow as societies develop. As a result of unprecedented world development in the last century, the financial sector has grown dramatically and emerged as one of the most important as well as the most dynamic sectors of the world economy, both in developed and developing countries. On an average, at the global level, financial sector contributes nearly 10 percent to GDP and equal percentage in the export of commercial services. In Nepal, too, the financial sector contributes over 10 per cent of the GDP. But the sector contributes only 0.2 percent of Nepal's commercial services exports in the year 2003.
It is empirically proven that the growth and stability of an economy largely depends on the capacity and efficiency of her financial system, and the capacity and efficiency of financial system is largely influenced by its internationalization.
The roles and responsibilities of the financial sector grow as societies develop. As a result of unprecedented world development in the last century, the financial sector has grown dramatically and emerged as one of the most important as well as the most dynamic sectors of the world economy, both in developed and developing countries. On an average, at the global level, financial sector contributes nearly 10 percent to GDP and equal percentage in the export of commercial services. In Nepal, too, the financial sector contributes over 10 per cent of the GDP. But the sector contributes only 0.2 percent of Nepal's commercial services exports in the year 2003.
It is empirically proven that the growth and stability of an economy largely depends on the capacity and efficiency of her financial system, and the capacity and efficiency of financial system is largely influenced by its internationalization.
PHOTOGRAPHY
Digital photography technology spawns faster than rabbits on Vigra, but you don't hve to fall for the fanciest gear. First get the basics right, and your little old point and shoot camera can produce pretty amazing pictures.
Composition classes
The easiest way to take a good picture is by talking a moment to compose the shot. You need taste, but you also need the Rule of Thirds to add dynamism to your photos. Simply, divide the image into thirds horizontally and vertically. When composing your shot, place important elements either along these lines or where the lines intersect-not at the center of the frame. It's a simple rule to follow and the well-balanced result gets rid of the tiny subject in a huge space nightmare. The illustration shows perfectly how to position items relative to the edges of the frame.
Composition classes
The easiest way to take a good picture is by talking a moment to compose the shot. You need taste, but you also need the Rule of Thirds to add dynamism to your photos. Simply, divide the image into thirds horizontally and vertically. When composing your shot, place important elements either along these lines or where the lines intersect-not at the center of the frame. It's a simple rule to follow and the well-balanced result gets rid of the tiny subject in a huge space nightmare. The illustration shows perfectly how to position items relative to the edges of the frame.
Monday, November 20, 2006
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